Sergey Minko
First Team Player
Age: 20
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Nickname:Minx
Background:Sergey is a very energetic, hard working midfielder. He never shy's from a tackle, and is one of the most hard working players in the team. he gets up and down the pitch, and sets a great tone every game he plays. Is a key player for Ukraina in midfield.
Jon Udell
First Team Player
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: AC Milan / Ukraine
Favourite Player: Shevchenko
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "I love soccer, burning calories and the Ukraine."
Nickname: Tootsie, Udes
Background: Jon "Tootsie" Udell, an original member of Ukraina, who has an engine that can keep going and going... His work rate and fitness rival anyone in the league, he covers more ground in a game then anyone. He is known to score some cracking goals for Ukraina. Is best known for his loud yells when he is fouled, and his collection of yellow cards, not to mention his 10-20 arguments per game against the referee, the other team, the ball, the corner flags, and whatever else he can find.
Bohdan Kaluzny
Second Team Player
Position: Defender
Favourite Club: Montreal Canadiens
Favourite Player: None
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Defected from Montreal and seeked sport refuge "
Nickname: Boggs, Boggy
Background: Bohdan "Boggs" Kaluzny, one of Ukraina's fastest players. Can play numerous positions, using his pace to great ability. He makes great forward runs to support the attack, and will always work hard for people around him. A great player to have in any team. Bohdan is best know for his astonishing green mouthpiece, and hosting parties where his main focus is not ruining his couch.
Christopher Stead
Second Team Player
Position: Striker
Favourite Club: Chelsea/German National Team
Favourite Player: Michael Ballack
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Vince forced me to".
Nickname: Steady Eddy, Steadmuffin
Background: Chris came to us very eager to learn and has a fantastic attitude. And because of that attitude has come miles in his development in a very short amount of time. Chris started as a defender, but recently has been converted to a striker where he is banging in the goals for his team on a regular basis. Chris has good size, and hold the ball up well and has a nose for goal. Best known for his outcome specialization.
Matthew Kenny - Josefowich
First Team Player
Position: Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: Manchester United
Favourite Player: Roy Keane, Nemanja Vidic
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To play good soccer, with guys in which i share the same roots."
Nickname: Matty, Mattias
Background: Matt "Matty" Kenny Josefowich, is Ukraina's goalkeeper. Yes, he is 15 years old playing with grown men. Matty's development is years beyond his age, and will become a top keeper in the City and the Province if he stays mentally strong and works hard. His calm demeaner, shot stopping ability and height make him a calming presence at the back. Matty is also brilliant with his feet and can play in the field as well. Matty is best known for being the only player in the league to be probably the best keeper and still have sleepovers!
Morgan Kenny - Josefowich
First Team Player
Position: Keeper/Midfield/Striker
Favourite Club: Arsenal
Favourite Player: Thierry Henry
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "I love perogies!"
Nickname: Morgy
Background: "Moregano" is a versatile player for Ukraina, who is an outstanding goalkeeper, and can play out just as well. Morgan has had some immense games for Ukraina in goal, in huge games getting the win for Ukraina. He is also a solid midfield player and attacker who can score goals with a great shot. Morgan is best known for showing up to games in the tighest jeans, that don't leave a whole lot to the imagination.
Igor Plechtchenko
First Team Player
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Manchester United
Favourite Player: Cristiano Ronaldo
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To play the game."
Nickname: Igs
Background: "Igs" is one of the most skillful players in the league. His attacking ability from center midfield is unrivaled, and has a ferocious shot that frightens goalkeepers. He is a very important part of the team, and he is a great 2 way player as well. He is best known for his famous one liners in the thick accent!
Pat Tobin
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Sergey Terekhov
Second Team Player
Position: Striker
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Nickname: Sergio
Background: Sergey is a very keen player who plays with his heart on his sleeve. He works very hard every minute on the field, and is a very strong lad who uses his body well. Sergey will no doubt improve every game and become an important player for the Club.
Corey Syrnyk
Second Team Player
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Ukrainina National Team
Favourite Player: Andriy Shevchenko
Main Reason For Joining The Club: Enjoy the chance to meet fellow Ukrainians and be part of the Ukrainian community.
Nickname: Cheesy
Background: Corey is a soft spoken guy, but is built like a brickhouse and plays like it. Very strong on the ball, has good speed and awareness. Finally over his ankle problem, Corey is coming into his own playing some great soccer.
Danilo Popowych
First Team Player
Position: Defender, Midfield
Favourite Club: Liverpool
Favourite Player: Steve Mcmanaman
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "I'm passionate about Ukrainian affairs and I love the sport of soccer!"
Nickname: Danilium
Background: Danilo "Danilium" Popowych, is an indispensible member of the team. His fitness, pace and all around skill make Ukraina a very strong side. He is along with a few others, one of the best players in the league, and when focused, can mark any player on an opposing team right out of the game. Best known for his euro trash clothes, and hammering shots 40-50 yards over and beside the net. Popowych couch!
Andriy Popowych
First Team Player/Co-Captain Second Team Player
Position: Keeper, Striker
Favourite Club: Ukrainian National Team
Favourite Player: Edwin Van Der Sar
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Proud to be a member of an organization that brings together my culture and sport."
Nickname: Popes
Background: Andriy "Popes" Popowych, co-founder of the Club, a goalkeeper for Ukraina, is an original member of the Club. He is a good vocal keeper, who when on his game, can steal victories for the team on his own. He is the all time leading shutout leader for Ukraina, and is best known for his loud, off tune renditions of Ukrainian songs after victories and for birthdays.
Vince Didkovsky
First Team Player/Second Team Co-Coach
Position: Defender, Midfield
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kyiv/AC Milan
Favourite Player: Andriy Shevchenko, Roberto Baggio
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To impress Marc Lapointe."
Nickname: Vin-dog, VD
Background: "Vin Doggy" had an instant impact since joining Ukraina. He is a very committed, intense player who plays to win and hates to lose. He has a knack for scoring big goals at important times, and his tenacity make him a feared player – even at training. He is a very important part of the team and is a great leader by example. Vin Doggy is unintentionally a hot favourite to challenge for the Ukraina all time yellow card lead.
Andriy Pawlowsky
Second Team Player
Age: 27
Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec
Position: Striker/Midfield
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kiev
Favourite Player: The Shevster
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Love playing soccer and I love Ukraine, this team is like a second family to me. "
Nickname: Beast
Background: Andrij "Beast" Pawlowsky, is a very strong, hard working players. His ability to put pressure on defenders and force mistakes is second to none and unmatched by anyone on the team. He is the ultimate team players, thinking of the team first and when called upon, does his job as well as anyone else. Will bang in some goals for Ukraina as well. Beast is best known for his ability to score goals without even knowing!
Vladimir Ruzhynsky
Second Team Player
Age: 37
Birthplace: Kyiv, Ukraine
Position: Midfielder
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kiev
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Main Reason For Joining The Club: To have fun and play soccer
Nickname: Vladdy
Background: Vlad is very quiet guy, but once he steps on the field he is a different person! Blessed with good technique and skill, Vlad is a great asset for us as he has composure to calms things down, and make a great pass. He is also very tenacious and can handle himself in physical battles. He is also a candidate for thickest accent on the team!
Denis Pogrebinski
Second Team Player
Position: Defender, Midfield
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Background: Dennis is a good solid player, quietly goes about his business in a very hard working fashion. The staff have high hopes he can have a big impact on the Club!
Dmitriy Synyak
Ukrainian Lineage: Born in Ukraina
Birthplace: Kiev, Ukraine
Position: Defender/Midfielder
Favourite Club: Ottawa Ukraina
Favourite Player: Zidane
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Play. Learn. Represent."
Nickname: Dma
Background: "Dma" is a very solid left defender for the Club. He is a very eager player, who is always wanting to learn and improve himself. He is a strong, tough defender who is a nightmare for any player to play against. Dma is a very solid team guy, who puts the Club ahead of himself. He will only get better, and Ukraina will benefit through the years from his service to the Club. Dma is best known for the infamous sweat dripping picture!
Zeljko Danilovic
Ukrainian Lineage:Maternal Grandmother
Birthplace: Trebinje, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Manchester United
Favourite Player: Roy Keane
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To Play Competitive Soccer and Hang Out with Guys"
Nickname: Sule
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James Pomoransky
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Maksym Padalko
Birthplace: Odesa, Ukraine
Position: Striker
Favourite Club: Chernomorets
Favourite Player: R. Carlos
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "The team is the only place for Ottawa Ukies to have fun together."
Nickname: Maxy
Background: This is Max's second stint with Ukraina, and what a player he has become. His ability to hold the ball up and pick out midfield runs is second to none, and along with his work rate he is improving with every game
Graeme Webber
Ukrainian Lineage: Great Grandmother
Age: 21
Birthplace: Vancouver
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Hammary
Favourite Player: Ballack
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To help build it, win trophies and have a good time with friends."
Nickname: G Unit
Background: "G Unit" is a top player in the city of Ottawa. He is no doubt the best player in most leagues he plays in, and is a great addition to the Ukraina squad as he plays great soccer, with a great attitude and makes players around him better. Graeme is a fit, great tackler whose defensive presence is a massive lift when he is in the squad. Graeme is best known for his flowing blond locks, and describing his first appearance with Ukraina in a league game as "frantic!"
Konstantin Privalov
Ukrainian Lineage: Grandmother
Birthplace: Perm, Russia
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: FC Barcelona
Favourite Player: Alexander Hleb
Main Reason For Joining The Club: For the love of the game.
Nickname: Konnie
Background: "Kon Dog" is a versatile player who on his day can be a very solid defender, or a tricky winger going forward. He enjoys the game and is good with the ball at his feet. He is a very committed player who is always keen for training and Club functions. Kon Dog is best known for his tricky feet, and the biggest pusher of beer funnels in the northern hemisphere.
Pascal Stefan Bastien
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Defender
Favourite Club: Paris Saint-Germain
Favourite Player: Franz Anton Beckenbauer – aka “der Kaiser”
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To get the ball rolling once more and to defend the name of Ukraina."
Nickname: Dr. Vocal
Background: Pascal "Dr. Vocal" Bastien is a big, strong defender for Ukraina. His size, arial ability and vocal leadership on the pitch are much needed by the team. His presence at the back to shut down the opposition will be crucial for Ukraina, and there is no doubt he will be a top defender for Ukraina for many many years. Pascal is best known for shouting out, spurring the players on in a deep frightening voice "LETS GO BLUE!" that can wake bears up from hibernation.
Constantin Sharypkin
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
Position: Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kyiv
Favourite Player: Pele
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "It's a great game and it's a great way to make friends. "
Nickname: Connie
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Roman Dzioba
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Los Tigres Machios
Favourite Player: Diego Maradona
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Enjoyed playing over the last few seasons and looking to keep fit."
Nickname: Encylopedia
Background: Roman "Encylopedia" Dzioba. Is Ukraina's utility man. He can play every position, and has for Ukraina. He is very keen, and always willing to give his all for the team which is brilliant. Scored on his debut in a friendly versus Croatia. Roman is best known for knowing everything, about everything, all the time. And its not an act, he just knows it!
Erik Kulakowsky
Ukrainian Lineage: Grandfather
Birthplace: St. Catherines ON
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Ottawa Ukraina
Favourite Player: Alex Zaslavsky, circa 2001
Main Reason For Joining The Club: Marc paid me $10, and I want to get closer to my Ukrainian roots and get my beach bod back.
Nickname: Kula
Background: Erik is Ukraina's newest signing, having played with Coach Marc Lapointe many years ago. Erik is a very strong technical player, with great skill and versatility. He has a great mentality to play at a very high level, and will be a force for Ukraina. Erik's nickname will have to stick, as we have an Eric, and that can be confusing for Ukrainians!
Jesse Page - Manryk
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Barcelona
Favourite Player: Wayne Rooney
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To play at a competitive level as well as represent my heritage."
Nickname: Tiny Shorts
Background: Jesse "Tiny Shorts" Page Manryk, is brand new to the team, and one of the best signings Ukraina have made ever. His calm presence in the center of midfield, and simple game are highly effective. He has formed a solid partnership with Kenny already, and Jesse's stamina and passing ability will be crucial to the success of the team. Jesse is best known for having been given the smallest shorts on the face of the earth before his first preseason game with Ukraina.
Andriy Sawchuk
Birthplace: Burlington, Ontario
Position: Midfield/Striker
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kyiv
Favourite Player: Andriy Shevchenko
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Something different for Ukrainian participation."
Nickname: Sawchuk
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Mark Shwed
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Keeper/Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: No regular leagues - rather Brazil in World Cups
Favourite Player: Maradona
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To be able to keep up to my 3 year old, as well as meet some local Ukie soccer enthusiasts."
Nickname: Schwed
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Michael Baran
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: Chelsea
Favourite Player: Maradonna
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "It's been too long since last I played..."
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David Budnaruk
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Midfield
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Boris Ignatchkov
Birthplace: Kharkov, Ukraine
Position:Keeper
Favourite Club: Real Madrid
Favourite Player: Iker Casillas
Main Reason For Joining The Club: To improve my skills
Nickname:Bo
Background: Boris is a young, phenominal keeper who has great reflexes. he is very agile, and his shot stopping is second to none. Ukraina are happy to have him in the Club and hope for a long and successful time with Boris as a keeper!
Mike Popowych
Birthplace: London, Ontario
Position: Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: Any team that beats Man United
Favourite Player: The man who scores the goal to defeat Man United
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "An opportunity to play on a soccer team with my two brothers and cousin."
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Nicholas Radzichowsky
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: Cobras
Favourite Player: Kristopher and Kalyna (my kids)
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To play soccer with Ukrainian teammates."
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Quinn Abugov
First Team Player
Position: Midfielder/Striker
Favourite Club: Chelsea
Favourite Player: Essien
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Nickname: Q, Q doggy
Background: Q is a new signing this year, and a great one. Great pace, fit, works hard and scores big goals. Will be a massive player for Ukraina! Habs fan as well - makes him an automatic starter
Ben Makuch
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Manchester United
Favourite Player: Roy Keane
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To get in touch with my slavic roots."
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Brian Budnaruk
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Defender/Midfield
Favourite Club: Canadian National Team
Favourite Player: Mia Hamm
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To play soccer and meet some cool people."
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Andriy Ryzhyy
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
Position: Striker
Favourite Club: Kasablanka
Favourite Player: Vasyl Shevciv ("Sheva")
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "Love to score."
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Alex Popowych
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Defender
Favourite Club: Any team that's not Man United
Favourite Player: Robert Huth
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To lose weight and scrape oppenents legs with my cleats."
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Andrij Hluchowecky
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Andriy Szkwarek
Birthplace: Winnipeg, Mb
Position: Keeper/Striker
Favourite Club: Manchester United
Favourite Player: Lionel Messi
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "I heard Wally's wife makes good holopchi."
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Chris Arnone - Iwanuch
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Italian National Team
Favourite Player: Francesco Totti
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To join a great club with deep roots and try to help win championships."
Nickname: Chrissy
Background: Chris "Chrissy" Arnone Iwanuch, another one of Ukraina's younger players. He is a player with loads of pace, and skill to match. He is a very important player for Ukraina, giving the team width, and speed down the wing. His ability to get forward to attack is fantastic, and his determination to defend and help out his teammates is much appreciated by the players. Chris is best known for his saying "damn I can't go out and drink with you guys, I am only 18!" Mario look away, (we will get you in Chris!)
Dmytro Hys
Ukrainian Lineage: Born in Ukraina
Birthplace: Volodymyr-Volynsky, Volyn, Ukraine
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Ottawa Ukraina
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Main Reason For Joining The Club: To have fun, I love team sports
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Background: Dmytro is a very fit athlete, who has a great engine and can run and work hard for hours. He plays with a fire, and determination that not many can match. He is a great find for Ukraina, and has one of the thickest accents on the team!
Taras Figol
Ukrainian Lineage: Parents
Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec
Position: Striker
Favourite Club: Montreal Impact
Favourite Player: Andriy Shevchenko
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "The only thing better than the Ukrainian team spirit on the field is the Ukrainian camaraderie and beers after the game."
Nickname: Tarasy
Background: Taras is an Ukraina Original, signing right from the start, and is one of the most committed, hard working players I have ever seen. His work rate is second to none, giving his all every second he is on the pitch. Taras is best known for turning as red as a poppy on every shift!
Michael Bodnar
Ukrainian Lineage: Father and maternal grandparents
Birthplace: Montréal, QC
Position: Keeper
Favourite Club: Newcastle United; AC Milan
Favourite Player: Zlatan Ibrahimovi?; Dwayne De Rosario
Main Reason For Joining The Club: Meet soccer playing Ukrainians in Ottawa while getting in shape for the over-50 league!!
Nickname: Mike the Body
Background: Bodnar is an experienced keeper with a great enthusiam to play for Ukraina. Recorded a shutout in his first ever appearance for Ukraina, and will be a great asset for the squad with his experience and composed demeaner. What a keeper jersey!
Danylo Ostash
Birthplace: Kyiv, Ukraine
Position: Midfielder
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kyiv
Favourite Player: Artem Milevskyi
Main Reason For Joining The Club: to show everyone that no one can play soccer better than Ukrainians.
Nickname:Danny
Background: Danylo is the youngest player in Ukraina history, playing in a men's league at the tender age of 14. He holds his own with his technical ability, and desire. he has skill which makes him a key player in playmaking and keeping possession of the ball.
John Blahuta
Ukrainian Lineage: Grandfather
Birthplace: Blackburn, England
Position: Midfielder/Striker
Favourite Club: Blackburn Rovers
Favourite Player: Andres Iniesta
Main Reason For Joining The Club: I look forward to training and competing alongside people from the same cultural background as me.
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Steve Sabadoz
Ukrainian Lineage: Grandfather
Birthplace:
Position:Forward
Favourite Club:Liverpool
Favourite Player:Stevie G
Main Reason For Joining The Club:I'm looking forward to playing with ukranian players and making a name for Ukranian soccer in ottawa
Nickname:Saba
Background: Steve is a solid technical player. He is new to the Club and hopefully as he picks up more games with Ukraina he will become an integral part of the attacking prowess of Ukraina.
Joey Halka
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Position: Defender
Favourite Club: Liverpool
Favourite Player: Gerrard and Torres
Main Reason For Joining The Club: Love the sport!
Nickname: Joe Joe
Background: Joey is a quiet man, but his play says different. He is a very hard working defender, who has a never say die attitude. he brings calmness to the Ukraina backline and has a great attitude for the game.
Yuriy Derkach
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
Position: Midfielder/Striker
Favourite Club: Ukrainian National Team
Favourite Player: Andriy Shevchenko
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To be a part of a great Ukie Team."
Nickname: Ankle
Background: Yuriy "Ankle" Derkach, is a skillfull player for Ukraina. His dribbling skills are strong, and is known to score some goals for Ukraina. His tough tackling against the opposition defenders is nice to have, as it softens them up to enable players to get a bit more space. He is a committed player always willing to lace up the boots. Yuriy is best known for getting fouled every 4-5 seconds.
Artem Padalko
Birthplace: Odesa, Ukraine
Position: Midfielder
Favourite Club: Chelsea FC
Favourite Player: Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To be part of a great Canadian-Ukrainian community."
Nickname: Art
Background: This is Artems second stint with Ukraina, and Artem, with brother Max have come along so much in their development. Artem is a hard working winger, who wins big tackles, and passes the ball around well. He is also known for getting off a quick hard shot at goal which is a useful weapon he has.
Igor Petrenko
Birthplace: Kherson, Ukraine
Position: Defender/Midfielder/Striker
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kiev
Favourite Player: Ronaldinho
Main Reason For Joining The Club: Opportunity to kick some ball with Ukrainians and socialize.
Nickname: Igor #2
Background: Igor is a strong individual, with good speed and skill. He is a good finisher, but has a lot of quality as well to play at the back and most recently has been transformed into a strong defender with his tough tackling and good arial ability.
Kenny Porter - Ivanchuk
Ukrainian Lineage: Mother
Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta
Position: Midfield
Favourite Club: Barcelona
Favourite Player: Ronaldinho
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "To make my mom proud!"
Nickname: Kennneeedddy
Background: Kenny "KENNNNNNEEEDDDY " Porter Ivanchuk, is the reason why the girls come to watch the games! Kenny is a top center midfield player, who is easily one of the best players in the league. He works both ways, defends, attacks, tackles, is the heartbeat in the midfield for Ukraina. When Kenny is in the team, Ukraina have a chance to win any game. Kenny is best known for partying in a different country every year, and his awful taste in dance type music that only Danilo can understand!
Sergiy Kovalenkov
Ukrainian Lineage: Born in Ukraina
Birthplace: Kyiv, Ukraine
Position: Midfielder
Favourite Club: Dynamo Kyiv
Favourite Player: Andriy Shevchenko, Ryan Giggs
Main Reason For Joining The Club: "I am Ukrainian and will always stay Ukrainian. Meeting together with my people makes me happy. I am doing it for Ukraine and for my beloved Prudkesh."
Nickname: Crush
Background: Sergey "Crush" Kovalenkov, is the Club Captain of Ottawa Ukraina. Sergey is an integral part of the team, as his work rate is second to none, and he would die for the team on the pitch. His hard nosed tackling and magic left foot are always dangerous to opposing players. The player with thickest accent on the team, is best known for screaming at our players when things are going wrong, unfortunately not many people can understand.